What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How has your life changed since starting college?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

California schools are very liberal. Do you think California schools are teaching students to hate Republican views (views on: God, guns, prayer, secure borders, etc.)?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?

-J W Pepper

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do you know when your skirt is too short?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”